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    ouch.

    Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was REALLY
    angry.

    She told him, "Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that
    goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

    The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she
    looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the
    middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the
    driveway, and broug ht the box back in the house.

    She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

    Ed has been missing since Friday...
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    At first I thought this would be a thread for espousing racist jokes.

    But instead, it was something a thousand times better!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uberfuhrer View Post


    At first I HOPED this would be a thread for espousing racist jokes.
    Fixed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pure_mercury View Post
    Fixed.
    Why did the black man cross the street?

    Because he's oppressed.



    Why did the Japanese woman become a Geisha girl?

    Because she wanted to cash in on Orientalism.



    Why did the Indian go into the computer industry?

    Because his parents and society completely squelched his artistic side.



    Why did the white person suffer from 'white guilt'?

    Because she believed she was 'white'.



    Why did the pedophile have sex with the minor?

    Because he loves defiling innocence.



    Why did Obama support gun ownership by private citizens?

    Because he's a politician just like the rest of them.
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