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    Default The Self-Aggrandizing Award Thread

    Give yourself a trophy, certificate, pat on the back or sexual favor here for anything you are proud of, even if you shouldn't be...

    I award myself the Silver Battering Ram for FB stalking someone over a period of 3 months and eventually making them agree to hang out with me. I thank all of my detractors for emboldening me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qlip View Post
    Give yourself a trophy, certificate, pat on the back or sexual favor here for anything you are proud of, even if you shouldn't be...

    I award myself the Silver Battering Ram for FB stalking someone over a period of 3 months and eventually making them agree to hang out with me. I thank all of my detractors for emboldening me.
    Here go.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ginkgo View Post
    Here go.
    Clever... You should give yourself a pat on the back for that.

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    A "citizen Joe secret identity" award for me as for almost two months I have kept the knowledge that I am doing Accountancy evening classes secret from my colleagues at work. It is a double life; at night I don my thinking cap and learn the arcane arts of bookkeeping. Would they give a shit or be impressed? I highly doubt it.

    Other than that I am in line to receive the "shameless commando luminary" award for a second year in a row. I have not worn underpants since 2011 IIRC and in this case my colleagues were partially impressed and partially aghast.

    "Life in the fast lane" as they say here. I shall pat myself on the back some more when I become the proprietor of more incredible feats and achievements.

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    I am giving myself a pat on the back for being awake almost 24 hrs (1.5 hrs to reach the finish line) - to get a massive report done for work, which I procrastinated, like the true P that I am, until the last minute (on TypeC, no less). My aim is to leave the office before anyone comes in, so they don't see that I'm wearing the same clothes as the day before (meaning I stayed in the office overnight).

    Oh, and for an undefeated knack for run-on sentences.

    Hot off the press!: My phone's alarm just went off (for me to "wake up") and scared the bejeebers out of me, while I was working "in the zone".

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    You hem me in -- behind and before;
    you have laid your hand upon me.
    Such knowledge is too wonderful for me,
    too lofty for me to attain.

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    Of course I belong here.

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    Lata, suckas! Well, first grab some strong coffee, breakfast, drive home, and then, zzzzzzz........... hit the sack! Taking a day off for lieu time, BOOYAH!

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