You other men who are not me should be ashamed of yourselves. You shouldn't expect women to slap on an apron, stand in the kitchen, and bake you treats while you read your newspaper and smoke your cigarettes. They are not your slaves. They are not put on this planet to serve you. They are your partners, not your subordinates. People like you are actively reversing the societal progress we've been fighting so hard to make over the past half-century, and you don't see a problem with that? Shame on you. My only hope is that, one day, you can see women for who they really are--people. Equals.
*looks around for validation and nods of approval*
I don't like muffins. Like everything coming from North America and pretending to be genuine cuisine, it isn't even truly palatable. Muffins are gross, muffins are vulgar, heavy, mealy and difficult to digest.
Why don't you want to sample some fine French tartelettes instead?
"A man who only drinks water has a secret to hide from his fellow-men" -Baudelaire