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    Quote Originally Posted by msg_v2 View Post
    But I bought them a vacuum cleaner for their birthday and everything! What the hell?
    They want cookies and pizza.
    I really like cats and food.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wind-Up Rex View Post
    Nothing good comes of spoiling a man
    True enough. And, I mean, if the rationale is "I don't have time/energy, I'm not a good baker, and I'd prefer fellatio"... well, who am I to judge? (Or complain. I certainly wouldn't.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wind-Up Rex View Post
    Because it takes time away from steak and blowjobs.

    Your move, little INTP man.
    Where do cow hearts fit into this?
    [Trump's] rhetoric is not an abuse of power. In the same way that it's also not against the law to do a backflip off of the roof of your house onto your concrete driveway. It's just mind-numbingly stupid and, to say the least, counterproductive. - Bush did 9-11


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    Quote Originally Posted by Wind-Up Rex View Post
    Because it takes time away from steak and blowjobs.

    Your move, little INTP man.
    Where do cow hearts fit into this? The opposite of muffins is cow hearts, yet I never hear of women grilling cow hearts in this country, either.
    [Trump's] rhetoric is not an abuse of power. In the same way that it's also not against the law to do a backflip off of the roof of your house onto your concrete driveway. It's just mind-numbingly stupid and, to say the least, counterproductive. - Bush did 9-11


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    Get back in the kitchen!


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    Quote Originally Posted by RaptorWizard View Post
    Get back in the kitchen!

    You do realize that's where the knives are, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Ü™ View Post
    You do realize that's where the knives are, right?
    Oh boy, well I don't want to get served by the butcher!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Ü™ View Post
    You do realize that's where the knives are, right?

    Quote Originally Posted by RaptorWizard View Post
    Oh boy, well I don't want to get served by the butcher!


    Pff, who needs knives when you've got rolling pins?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexicon View Post
    Pff, who needs knives when you've got rolling pins?
    I prefer to keep women in the crawlspace, you know that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Ü™ View Post
    I prefer to keep women in the crawlspace, you know that.
    Apartments in the desert don't have crawlspaces.
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    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

    02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
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    03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.

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