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    Clearly women have forgotten what it means to be women. We're too busy trying to be like men and liberate ourselves. Silly women. Pretty soon no one will have anything to eat, because there will be no one to cook. If things keep going the way they are, we'll have to replace women in the household with robotic servants. It's the only solution! You should start a nonprofit organization called Muffins for World Hunger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coriolis View Post
    Try using it for them. You might get better results.
    But I should give them a chance to use their present on their birthday, at least, right?
    [Trump's] rhetoric is not an abuse of power. In the same way that it's also not against the law to do a backflip off of the roof of your house onto your concrete driveway. It's just mind-numbingly stupid and, to say the least, counterproductive. - Bush did 9-11


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    Quote Originally Posted by msg_v2 View Post
    But I should give them a chance to use their present on their birthday, at least, right?
    You should give them a thorough demonstration of its effectiveness.
    I've been called a criminal, a terrorist, and a threat to the known universe. But everything you were told is a lie. The truth is, they've taken our freedom, our home, and our future. The time has come for all humanity to take a stand...

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    Quote Originally Posted by greenfairy View Post
    We're too busy trying to be like men and liberate ourselves. Silly women. Pretty soon no one will have anything to eat, because there will be no one to cook.
    Isn't this what's going on in Somalia? So lack of muffins can also be blamed for an increase in pirates.
    [Trump's] rhetoric is not an abuse of power. In the same way that it's also not against the law to do a backflip off of the roof of your house onto your concrete driveway. It's just mind-numbingly stupid and, to say the least, counterproductive. - Bush did 9-11


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    Every time I see this thread title it makes me think of this song:





    ... you don't bake me muffins ... anymore
    "Remember always that you not only have the right to be an individual, you have an obligation to be one."
    Eleanor Roosevelt


    "When people see some things as beautiful,
    other things become ugly.
    When people see some things as good,
    other things become bad."
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    Quote Originally Posted by msg_v2 View Post
    I'm upset because my mom never baked muffins more when I was a kid. All my issues can be traced to that.

    Women, why do you hate men and not bake muffins?
    Because it takes time away from steak and blowjobs.

    Your move, little INTP man.
    And so long as you haven’t experienced this: to die and so to grow,
    you are only a troubled guest on the dark earth

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    I like this thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wind-Up Rex View Post
    Because it takes time away from steak and blowjobs.
    Quote Originally Posted by 93JC View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by FDG View Post
    I'd rather get a blowjob than a muffin?
    Why not both?

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    Maybe it's because her man has a muffin top, so it seems like a wasted step.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 93JC View Post
    Nothing good comes of spoiling a man, I'm shitty at baking, and I have only so many hours in a day. That's why.
    And so long as you haven’t experienced this: to die and so to grow,
    you are only a troubled guest on the dark earth

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