Sorry to derail but.. @DiscoBiscuit do you have some strange fetish for business men apparently holding what they believe are positions of power? Personally I think such people are enslaved to their own systems and would have it that everyone else is as well....sadly they appear to be winning.
Well in any case, here is a classic for you to masturbate over:
I've been studying for the Series 7 for the last month and a half, in lieu of being offered a position with [redacted] Financial Advisors.
To keep myself entertained in the evenings, I've been watching all the market movies I can. I've always liked stock market movies, but now I understand all the jargon, and the financial ins and outs of whats going on.
Why so antagonistic?
Your representative owes you, not his industry only, but his judgment; and he betrays, instead of serving you, if he sacrifices it to your opinion.
- Edmund Burke