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    Default lame jokes posed as riddles

    What small change separates the choices of size of soft drink at a fast food place and a fugitive midget fortune teller?


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    If you have a bee in your hand, what is in your eye?


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    Haha. Good one.

    Where did the mass murderer go after he deciding he'd go his own way?


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    What do you call a fish with no eye?

    Your kisses, sweeter than honey. But guess what, so is my money.

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    This is my new favorite thread, you guys.

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    When is a door not a door?



    What has four wheels and flies?



    What do you call a cow with no legs?



    What do you call a cow with two legs?




    Don't know any as good as your introductory riddle, I'm afraid.

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    Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?


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    I love these!

    Unfortunately I'm not clever enough to contribute atm.

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    lol. More guys, more! We can never have enough lame jokes.

    A friend of mine said she saw someone my size scaling down a wall with stolen bags of money. She said it looked "so cute", but I said I thought it was ....


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