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    @Ene, I'm a gay guy but I substituted "girl" and other parts for what I wanted. Otherwise, this was amazing! Thank you. Made me blush while reading.

    By any chance are you inventing these people IRL?
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    Age: Any

    Gender: Any

    Height: Less than 6"6

    Into being boring and lonely, has a dysfunctional face. Has hair, or no hair....I don't really mind. Can put up with awkward and demanding people without murdering them. Is also awkward themselves.

    Likes twirl bites. Is a pseudo-intellectual with no friends and tons of unjustified pretence. Must use the phrase: "If you follow me" after every sentence. Has a blog in which he/she writes about the failures of the world, all the while masturbating to dodgy porn, bordering on the illegal.

    ADORES typology, must be willing to commit suicide if type is questioned. Has no qualifications and clearly distrusts modern education, despite having never been to any higher education.

    Thinks "jelly" is a humorous pun suitable for every occasion. Quotes Friedrich Nietzsche at times when the quote has no relevance. Reads tons of self-help books with titles like "How to turn women into jelly, (HAHA), in your hands" and "51 ways you could rule the world because success is measured by possessions and money"

    Loves pointing out the legitimacy of being racist, while not being racist.

    Has a million problems, but love isn't one of them. Gets sexually stimulated by being correct on internet forums and 'winning' debates.

    Has a bike...a push bike.
    'One of (Lucas) Cranach's masterpieces, discussed by (Joseph) Koerner, is in it's self-referentiality the perfect expression of left-hemisphere emptiness and a precursor of post-modernism. There is no longer anything to point to beyond, nothing Other, so it points pointlessly to itself.' - Iain McGilChrist

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chanaynay View Post
    @Ene, I'm a gay guy but I substituted "girl" and other parts for what I wanted. Otherwise, this was amazing! Thank you. Made me blush while reading.

    By any chance are you inventing these people IRL?
    I sincerely apologize. I honestly thought you were a girl. Hope you won't hold it against me. I've made that mistake on here several times. I'm not very good at picking up on gender because I'm too busy trying to see the person" inside the shell, if that makes sense. Haha.

    Thank you so much. I wish I could create these people in real life I've got a person in my head that I'd breathe life into tomorrow if I could. I actually made him a character in a story once....but, the only place he's real is in me
    A student said to his master: "You teach me fighting, but you talk about peace. How do you reconcile the two?" The master replied: "It is better to be a warrior in a garden than to be a gardener in a war." - unknown/Chinese

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    Quote Originally Posted by EJCC View Post
    Impressive enterprise you have going here, @Ene. May I place an order?

    Male ENFP 7w6 (or 6w7?), early to mid twenties. Tall-ish with dark, curly hair. Independent, but considerate and loyal. Unafraid to call people on their bullshit, but also as supportive as supportive can be with his friends and loved ones. Very passionate about his interests, but when talking about them, errs more on the enthusiastic side, than the pretentious side. Loves talking about (and perhaps making) music. Has a good cultural lay of the land and loves going out and exploring new places; not one to get stuck in a rut. Prefers coffee over tea, and mountains over beaches.
    Thank you. Oh please do and thanks! This pretend people manufacturing business is quite lucrative for my pretend bank account.

    Let's see...I think you need to meet Mickey. Mickey is a twenty-five year old Cajun. He has blue eyes and dark curly hair. I personally like Mickey. He has a charming smile and is adorable when he wants to be. He is funny without even trying to be and he is never dull. He works as a dockhand during the day at a marina in Louisiana. At night, he loves to go out and do things, like visit clubs and head into New Orleans. He sometimes has a childlike passion for the endeavors he loves and what he loves is music and theatre.

    Mickey is an aspiring actor and he is very enthusiastic about it. He performs in local theatres and hopes to one day land a major role in a minor film. No one would ever call him pretenous; spontaneous, confident and entertaining? Yes, but never pretenous. Since he grew up near the beach, he would desperately love a change of pace. Mickey is planning to hike the Appalachian Trail. But it's not like he's a novice hiker. He's been practicing.

    Mickey loves boots and distressed leather jackets. He often puts together interesting and unique wardrobes that always fit the occasion. He likes to travel to the Ozarks and hike whenever he has the chance. He loves a backpack full of snacks, a thermos full of coffee and an earful of his MP3. He also believes that no hike is complete without his iPhone.

    If Mickey is your friend he will go to bat for you, especially if you appeal to his heart and sense of values. He's an all around fun-loving guy who is upbeat and open to endless possibilities. To some he might seem insincere but he is very sincere to those he loves and would do anything for them. He is generous and forgiving.
    A student said to his master: "You teach me fighting, but you talk about peace. How do you reconcile the two?" The master replied: "It is better to be a warrior in a garden than to be a gardener in a war." - unknown/Chinese

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    Wow, what a challenge!

    Your person's name is Bob. He's 46 years old and often wears a Tshirt that says, "I hear voices and they say they don't like you." He loves that shirt.

    Bob is approximately 5'11", is lanky, has salt and pepper hair and a wolly beard that often catches crumbs that he's unaware of. He wears wire frame glasses and walks with a slight stoop. He is quirky. He lives in a shack in West Virginia and drives, well pushes a bike, into town when he needs something (no wonder he's so thin!) He doesn't trust the government and believes plastic is the devil and the beginning of the end of mankind. He has a sign on his porch that reads, " If you're a politician or census taker...run. Run now."

    He has a scar above his right eye from where a fire cracker went off in his face as a child. he also has a missing finger due to the same misfortunate event. He has two awkward and demanding brothers named Lyle and Colbert. Bob is sure they're retarded, and feels the Nietzsche thing to do would be to overdose them on Lortabs laced with arsenic, but he doesn't because he's not a killer, and besides, they're the only people who realize his brilliance, even if they don't follow him, even though he says, "do you follow me?" Every time he talks to them. It amazes Bob how the same set of parents could produce two idiots and one genius, but it happens!

    He does like twirl bites, and of course he has a blog where he talks about all failures of the world and offers practical solutions such as killing off seventy-five precent of the population in order to keep the earth's resources sustainable. He has a lot of fantasies and gets his jollies by online debating and trolling.

    He is emphatic about his type. Of course, he's an INFJ because they're rare and he knows that he is rare and that he is a genius. If you call him an INTP or an INFP, he will become irrate and blast you with so much verbage that your eyes will bleed and your brain melt from reading it all! Those idiot professors and typologists don't know what they're talking about anyway. He don't need no schooling to tell him what he already knows.

    So, ask and he shall receive. He thinks "jelly" is a humorous pun suitable for every occasion.

    He has a vast library of books that he bought at a Goodwill store and he uses them to give advice to his brothers on how to get women, even though Bob would pee his pants if a hot girl actually spoke to him.

    He also has countless books on how to get rich without doing anything.

    As for mixing races, he says, "A mutt is usually healthier than a pure breed, but if every dog had mutt babies there wouldn't be any pure breeds left and that'd be a doggone shame, if you follow me."

    Bob has irritable bowel syndrome, is allergic to squirrels, can't eat jelly (even though he fantasizes about it), gets the hives when people stand too close in the super market line and is terrified of government listening devices that might be planted in his fridge and knows that cell phones cause brain cancer (thats why he doesnt have one), but he is certain that he has no relationship problems ( predominantly because he has no relationships).

    Well, I hope you find Bob at least a little interesting. I must warn you, he may be lurking on this forum right now and could be posing as anyone. You can spot him, because he will be the one vehemently disagreeing with everyone. You know, because they're all educated idiots.
    A student said to his master: "You teach me fighting, but you talk about peace. How do you reconcile the two?" The master replied: "It is better to be a warrior in a garden than to be a gardener in a war." - unknown/Chinese

    http://www.typologycentral.com/forum...=61024&page=14

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ene View Post
    Okay, let's have some fun.

    Build [theoretically, of course, least some extremely literal soul seriously thinks I'm manufacturing people in my basement] the kind of person you would love to spend time with. Set the perimeters for gender, cognitive functions, physical characteristics, intellect, spirituality and endearing qualities [or not so endearing ones if you like]

    Have fun [and don't anybody get your panties in a wad if we have to charge shipping and handling prior to mailing your delivery].

    Send your order to wemakepeoples@freakshow.com [not a real address in case you're wondering, so for heaven's sake, DON'T CLICK on it!] or to expedite delivery, just post your orders right here!
    Bolded is all that matters.

    4' 7" (so I can feel dominant), raven hair, thick, curvy, high soothing voice, exotic features, distinct foreign accent.
    Female, definitely! The younger the better (18 +, pervs).

    Good at cooking and cleaning (including this so I don't appear too shallow).
    Flirtatious, extroverted and hypersexual. Last is not non-negotiable.

    Non-smoker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ene View Post
    @AffirmitiveAnxiety


    Wow, what a challenge!

    Your person's name is Bob. He's 46 years old and often wears a Tshirt that says, "I hear voices and they say they don't like you." He loves that shirt.

    Bob is approximately 5'11", is lanky, has salt and pepper hair and a wolly beard that often catches crumbs that he's unaware of. He wears wire frame glasses and walks with a slight stoop. He is quirky. He lives in a shack in West Virginia and drives, well pushes a bike, into town when he needs something (no wonder he's so thin!) He doesn't trust the government and believes plastic is the devil and the beginning of the end of mankind. He has a sign on his porch that reads, " If you're a politician or census taker...run. Run now."

    He has a scar above his right eye from where a fire cracker went off in his face as a child. he also has a missing finger due to the same misfortunate event. He has two awkward and demanding brothers named Lyle and Colbert. Bob is sure they're retarded, and feels the Nietzsche thing to do would be to overdose them on Lortabs laced with arsenic, but he doesn't because he's not a killer, and besides, they're the only people who realize his brilliance, even if they don't follow him, even though he says, "do you follow me?" Every time he talks to them. It amazes Bob how the same set of parents could produce two idiots and one genius, but it happens!

    He does like twirl bites, and of course he has a blog where he talks about all failures of the world and offers practical solutions such as killing off seventy-five precent of the population in order to keep the earth's resources sustainable. He has a lot of fantasies and gets his jollies by online debating and trolling.

    He is emphatic about his type. Of course, he's an INFJ because they're rare and he knows that he is rare and that he is a genius. If you call him an INTP or an INFP, he will become irrate and blast you with so much verbage that your eyes will bleed and your brain melt from reading it all! Those idiot professors and typologists don't know what they're talking about anyway. He don't need no schooling to tell him what he already knows.

    So, ask and he shall receive. He thinks "jelly" is a humorous pun suitable for every occasion.

    He has a vast library of books that he bought at a Goodwill store and he uses them to give advice to his brothers on how to get women, even though Bob would pee his pants if a hot girl actually spoke to him.

    He also has countless books on how to get rich without doing anything.

    As for mixing races, he says, "A mutt is usually healthier than a pure breed, but if every dog had mutt babies there wouldn't be any pure breeds left and that'd be a doggone shame, if you follow me."

    Bob has irritable bowel syndrome, is allergic to squirrels, can't eat jelly (even though he fantasizes about it), gets the hives when people stand too close in the super market line and is terrified of government listening devices that might be planted in his fridge and knows that cell phones cause brain cancer (thats why he doesnt have one), but he is certain that he has no relationship problems ( predominantly because he has no relationships).

    Well, I hope you find Bob at least a little interesting. I must warn you, he may be lurking on this forum right now and could be posing as anyone. You can spot him, because he will be the one vehemently disagreeing with everyone. You know, because they're all educated idiots.
    Wonderful I shall meet with him on the 'morrow.
    'One of (Lucas) Cranach's masterpieces, discussed by (Joseph) Koerner, is in it's self-referentiality the perfect expression of left-hemisphere emptiness and a precursor of post-modernism. There is no longer anything to point to beyond, nothing Other, so it points pointlessly to itself.' - Iain McGilChrist

    Suppose a tree fell down, Pooh, when we were underneath it?"
    "Suppose it didn't," said Pooh, after careful thought.
    Piglet was comforted by this.
    - A.A. Milne.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ene View Post
    Thank you. Oh please do and thanks! This pretend people manufacturing business is quite lucrative for my pretend bank account.

    Let's see...I think you need to meet Mickey. Mickey is a twenty-five year old Cajun. He has blue eyes and dark curly hair. I personally like Mickey. He has a charming smile and is adorable when he wants to be. He is funny without even trying to be and he is never dull. He works as a dockhand during the day at a marina in Louisiana. At night, he loves to go out and do things, like visit clubs and head into New Orleans. He sometimes has a childlike passion for the endeavors he loves and what he loves is music and theatre.

    Mickey is an aspiring actor and he is very enthusiastic about it. He performs in local theatres and hopes to one day land a major role in a minor film. No one would ever call him pretenous; spontaneous, confident and entertaining? Yes, but never pretenous. Since he grew up near the beach, he would desperately love a change of pace. Mickey is planning to hike the Appalachian Trail. But it's not like he's a novice hiker. He's been practicing.

    Mickey loves boots and distressed leather jackets. He often puts together interesting and unique wardrobes that always fit the occasion. He likes to travel to the Ozarks and hike whenever he has the chance. He loves a backpack full of snacks, a thermos full of coffee and an earful of his MP3. He also believes that no hike is complete without his iPhone.

    If Mickey is your friend he will go to bat for you, especially if you appeal to his heart and sense of values. He's an all around fun-loving guy who is upbeat and open to endless possibilities. To some he might seem insincere but he is very sincere to those he loves and would do anything for them. He is generous and forgiving.
    Aw -- I really like Mickey, too. Found myself smiling IRL through your entire description. Thanks, Ene
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poindexter Arachnid View Post
    Bolded is all that matters.

    4' 7" (so I can feel dominant), raven hair, thick, curvy, high soothing voice, exotic features, distinct foreign accent.
    Female, definitely! The younger the better (18 +, pervs).

    Good at cooking and cleaning (including this so I don't appear too shallow).
    Flirtatious, extroverted and hypersexual. Last is not non-negotiable.

    Non-smoker.
    Well now, I have a girl named Teresa, but everybody calls ger Trixie. I was going to let her go for half price due to her intellectual deficiency. Trixie is from Venezuela and speaks with a heavy accent. She is 4'7" tall, long black wavy hair, expressive brown eyes with long thick lashes and thick lips. Her measurements are 30DD (36 inches), 23", 37"....she's definitely an hourglass figure! And she does have a high pitched, syrupy sweet voice.

    You shouldn't take Trixie out too much she is most flirtatious and since sex is fun to her, she'll sleep with any "cute" guy who pays attention to her, and some not-so-cute ones, and nobody's boyfriend or spouse is off limits. I can't promise that she'll be faithful to you because most of thinking is done by her reproductive hormones.

    She loves parties and movies, so long as they don't last too long. She loves rock bands and has been known to pull her top off so drummers could sign her boobs. She isn't shy about exposing her body. In fact, she isn't shy about much of anything.

    She will become agitated if you expect her to carry on a prolonged conversation about anything that isn't fun related. In fact, when I gave her an MBTI quiz, I had to interpret all of the questions for her and when she finally got her results, she jumped up from the table and snarled, " That's stupid," and walked out of the room.

    She dresses provocatively most of the time.oh, yeah, she's nineteen years old.
    A student said to his master: "You teach me fighting, but you talk about peace. How do you reconcile the two?" The master replied: "It is better to be a warrior in a garden than to be a gardener in a war." - unknown/Chinese

    http://www.typologycentral.com/forum...=61024&page=14

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ene View Post
    Well now, I have a girl named Teresa, but everybody calls ger Trixie. I was going to let her go for half price due to her intellectual deficiency. Trixie is from Venezuela and speaks with a heavy accent. She is 4'7" tall, long black wavy hair, expressive brown eyes with long thick lashes and thick lips. Her measurements are 30DD (36 inches), 23", 37"....she's definitely an hourglass figure! And she does have a high pitched, syrupy sweet voice.

    You shouldn't take Trixie out too much she is most flirtatious and since sex is fun to her, she'll sleep with any "cute" guy who pays attention to her, and some not-so-cute ones, and nobody's boyfriend or spouse is off limits. I can't promise that she'll be faithful to you because most of thinking is done by her reproductive hormones.

    She loves parties and movies, so long as they don't last too long. She loves rock bands and has been known to pull her top off so drummers could sign her boobs. She isn't shy about exposing her body. In fact, she isn't shy about much of anything.

    She will become agitated if you expect her to carry on a prolonged conversation about anything that isn't fun related. In fact, when I gave her an MBTI quiz, I had to interpret all of the questions for her and when she finally got her results, she jumped up from the table and snarled, " That's stupid," and walked out of the room.

    She dresses provocatively most of the time.oh, yeah, she's nineteen years old.
    So what you're saying is: I'm gonna get laid?

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