Step 1: Find the cute girl in the corner not talking to anyone.
Step 2: Unleash an onslaught of Nietzsche and Dostoyevsky quotes that would make a Greek philosopher cry.
Step 3: No, that outfit is really cool. Honestly.
Step 4: My bed has a reduced coefficient of static friction.
Step 5: Let her know the probability of you precumming is 0.856432333333
Step 6: Yes, I would totally help you raise a kid! It would be like a game of tetris, no?
Step 7: This isn't working out. I'm gonna go play World of Warcraft. Get on your cleric, Bitch.