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    Default This is how you REALLY seduce an NT female

    Step 1: Find the cute girl in the corner not talking to anyone.
    Step 2: Unleash an onslaught of Nietzsche and Dostoyevsky quotes that would make a Greek philosopher cry.
    Step 3: No, that outfit is really cool. Honestly.
    Step 4: My bed has a reduced coefficient of static friction.
    Step 5: Let her know the probability of you precumming is 0.856432333333
    Step 6: Yes, I would totally help you raise a kid! It would be like a game of tetris, no?
    Step 7: This isn't working out. I'm gonna go play World of Warcraft. Get on your cleric, Bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nozflubber View Post
    Step 1: Find the cute girl in the corner not talking to anyone.
    Step 2: Unleash an onslaught of Nietzsche and Dostoyevsky quotes that would make a Greek philosopher cry.
    Step 3: No, that outfit is really cool. Honestly.
    Step 4: My bed has a reduced coefficient of static friction.
    Step 5: Let her know the probability of you precumming is 0.856432333333
    Step 6: Yes, I would really help you raise a kid! It would be like a game, no?
    Step 7: This isn't working out. I'm gonna go play World of Warcraft. Get on your cleric, Bitch.
    ROFLMAO

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    You get high marks for humor.... but you still wouldn't get into my pants.
    "Hey Capa -- We're only stardust." ~ "Sunshine"

    “Pleasure to me is wonder—the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. To trace the remote in the immediate; the eternal in the ephemeral; the past in the present; the infinite in the finite; these are to me the springs of delight and beauty.” ~ H.P. Lovecraft

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    Step 7: This isn't working out. I'm gonna go play World of Warcraft. Get on your cleric, Bitch.
    They don't call them clerics in World of Warcraft.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jennifer View Post
    You get high marks for humor.... but you still wouldn't get into my pants.
    Not when you're wearing a skirt, anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zergling View Post
    They don't call them clerics in World of Warcraft.

    Well... there was that, too.

    (Someone's holding onto AD&D 2nd Edition release rules.)
    "Hey Capa -- We're only stardust." ~ "Sunshine"

    “Pleasure to me is wonder—the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. To trace the remote in the immediate; the eternal in the ephemeral; the past in the present; the infinite in the finite; these are to me the springs of delight and beauty.” ~ H.P. Lovecraft

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jennifer View Post
    Well... there was that, too.

    (Someone's holding onto AD&D 2nd Edition release rules.)
    "I attack with my +6, +4 vorpal Ginsu."
    "Hold on... first roll for initiative."

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    Quote Originally Posted by oberon View Post
    "I attack with my +6, +4 vorpal Ginsu."
    "Hold on... first roll for initiative."
    Mmmm.... keep talking!

    *bats Neutral Good lashes of Charisma*
    "Hey Capa -- We're only stardust." ~ "Sunshine"

    “Pleasure to me is wonder—the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. To trace the remote in the immediate; the eternal in the ephemeral; the past in the present; the infinite in the finite; these are to me the springs of delight and beauty.” ~ H.P. Lovecraft

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    Have a bard song, peacocks! *plays harp*
    Not really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nozflubber View Post
    Step 1: Find the cute girl in the corner not talking to anyone.
    Step 2: Unleash an onslaught of Nietzsche and Dostoyevsky quotes that would make a Greek philosopher cry.
    Step 3: No, that outfit is really cool. Honestly.
    Step 4: My bed has a reduced coefficient of static friction.
    Step 5: Let her know the probability of you precumming is 0.856432333333
    Step 6: Yes, I would totally help you raise a kid! It would be like a game of tetris, no?
    Step 7: This isn't working out. I'm gonna go play World of Warcraft. Get on your cleric, Bitch.
    I wept.

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