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    Though I don't have women parts, I can only imagine how balloon gland size must influence a person's life and outlook. A friend of mine's ex-wife sprouted mangoes very early and she claims that no one looked her in the face for years. Subsequently, she was extremely popular until the other mammaries in the class caught up. Most of the back and shoulder challenged women I've known claim that their boom baas have definitely given them advantages throughout their lives. Some claim to have landed jobs because of them, others brag about stealing boyfriends away with them, some just say they feel simultaneously flattered and disgusted by all of the wanted/unwanted attention. Having lived in the testosterone saturated male psyche for some time now, I think that if I were suddenly transformed into a top heavy heterosexual woman, I would have almost no confidence that a guy wasn't going after me simply for my buffeting buoys. Not to mention some guys would be scared off by them in fear of potentially endless sleepless nights worrying about the inevitable beefy competition coming their way. I'm scaring myself... I'd better go find a flat-chested woman to date... oh wait, I'm married... and she's big enough... oh oh...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vasilisa View Post
    The only boobs I see are @Halla74 s
    For all that we have done, as a civilization, as individuals, the universe is not stable, and nor is any single thing within it. Stars consume themselves, the universe itself rushes apart, and we ourselves are composed of matter in constant flux. Colonies of cells in temporary alliance, replicating and decaying and housed within, an incandescent cloud of electrical impulses. This is reality, this is self knowledge, and the perception of it will, of course, make you dizzy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UniqueMixture View Post
    The only boobs I see are @Halla74 s
    Take a glance in one of these-



    You'll be sure to see a boob.
    One great, big boob.

    03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!



    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

    02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
    02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack

    03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.

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    For all that we have done, as a civilization, as individuals, the universe is not stable, and nor is any single thing within it. Stars consume themselves, the universe itself rushes apart, and we ourselves are composed of matter in constant flux. Colonies of cells in temporary alliance, replicating and decaying and housed within, an incandescent cloud of electrical impulses. This is reality, this is self knowledge, and the perception of it will, of course, make you dizzy.

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    /win
    03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!



    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

    02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
    02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack

    03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.

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    For all that we have done, as a civilization, as individuals, the universe is not stable, and nor is any single thing within it. Stars consume themselves, the universe itself rushes apart, and we ourselves are composed of matter in constant flux. Colonies of cells in temporary alliance, replicating and decaying and housed within, an incandescent cloud of electrical impulses. This is reality, this is self knowledge, and the perception of it will, of course, make you dizzy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UniqueMixture View Post
    Nah, we're never really alone. We always have a kitty.

    And together, we have a whole society.



    (yes, someone actually bought me this, too)
    03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!



    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

    02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
    02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack

    03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.

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    Someone said boobs?

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    Well, given that somebody is interested in actually documenting this, I'm an ENTP who wears a 36 C.


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    32A or optimistically, 30 B. I give them respect anyway because they fed my four babies like a boss and they have yet to show significant saggage.
    “There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.”
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