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    Default Interact with me while I suffer the boredom of traffic school...

    That's right, the city of Las Vegas has required me to take the mandatory 5-hour online traffic school, which basically consists of common sense drivers ed literature with a quiz at the end. Easy, right? Wrong. Each section requires me to sit for a certain amount of time before I'm even allowed to proceed to the next section. Yes, it's literally 5 hours, and it's bad enough that it will only run on Internet Explorer, so it'll be more like 10 hours. Needless to say, I'm bored to tears waiting for the countdown, which is entirely different from The Countdown™, because it's not entertaining at all. In fact, I am probably more bored waiting to access the next section of the "class" than you are reading this.

    So please, entertain me during my epic, tedious quest to learn how to be a better driver, or to put it a better way, just tell the city that I'm a better driver.

    Tell me, ask me...anything!

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    The defensive driving skill that best describes the "strategy that best deals with a situation" is called:

    A) Execute
    B) Predict
    C) Identify
    D) Decide


    Um...isn't that the definition of decide, period?

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    What is one of the requirements a driver must possess in order to achieve good performance?

    A) Common sense / common courtesy
    B) Memorize driver manual
    C) Take No-Doze pills and Red Bull
    D) Perform a self-service engine tune-up

    Can you guess what the correct answer is? HINT: It's not C.

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    On a scale of one to ten, how much do you miss Vent?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jontherobot View Post
    On a scale of one to ten, how much do you miss Vent?
    I'm currently on the chapter about road rage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Ü View Post
    I'm currently on the chapter about road rage.
    Quote Originally Posted by The Ü View Post
    What is one of the requirements a driver must possess in order to achieve good performance?

    A) Common sense / common courtesy
    B) Memorize driver manual
    C) Take No-Doze pills and Red Bull
    D) Perform a self-service engine tune-up

    Can you guess what the correct answer is? HINT: It's not C.

    Okay, A.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jontherobot View Post
    Okay, A.
    Yeah, but it's a government created test. When is the government ever right?

    The answer should be C.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Ü View Post
    Yeah, but it's a government created test. When is the government ever right?

    The answer should be C.

    C is blatantly the obvious choice for the average citizen. I demand another question.

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    Did you know that the average driver makes the strategy that best deals with a situation, AKA decision, in 3/4 of a second?

    I did not know that. More importantly, I do not care.

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    Oh, sweet! I can save my results so I don't have to take the whole thing at once! Thank God, the court almost would've given me the sentence of death by boredom if I didn't discover this loophole.

    Quote Originally Posted by jontherobot View Post
    C is blatantly the obvious choice for the average citizen. I demand another question.
    I'll post a new multiple choice question when an interesting one comes up. Because if I only posted the questions that I could make fun of, then I would basically be administering the whole test here.

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