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    Default If youre PMSing this is where you post!! AKA The Hormonal Thread

    Seriously we need this.

    Ladies, Air your grievances and freely exchange notes with other PMS sufferers. Or war stories from times past. Let this place fill with so much estrogen or progesterone or Luteinizing hormone or whatnot that men fear to walk 10 feet near it for fear of developing breasts and gaining 4 octaves in vocal pitch.

    Etc etc etc

    Basically kvetch about menstruation and symptoms as you experience them.

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    OH MY GAWD YOU ARE MAKING WOMEN THINK PMS IS REAL AND/OR MAKING THEM FAKE THEIR SYMPTOMS!!!!!!!!1111

    Evil wemons!!@!!

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    Ok me first!! I'm sooooooo fatigued. Sleeping lots and practically reverse cycling. I thought it was related to my back but it's a PMS symptom. I just want sink into the blankets and die. Metaphorically. Which means have weird dreams.

    Sometimes, like today, I feel a sharp pain in one side like I have a kidney stone. It's just the baby maker expressing discontent at something.

    Also today I passed a Baskin Robbins and remembered I wanted to dine exclusivelu on ice cream cake for the foreseeable future and pulled into the lot. Then I remembered that I don't actually like ice cream cake from there. Maybe later I will raid the supermarket and by cheap fructose syrup cake and coat it in vanilla ice cream.

    Gaining 5 lbs 1x a month for the rest of my reproductive life = this is why we can't have nice things and I will end up wearing muumuus with mismatched flip flops. Oh was I supposed to wash my hair this week?

    ^^ Full of win.

    :yawn:

    Also...I feel loopy. No, that's not hormones. That's just me. Wouldnt want to give guys the impression (heaven forbid) that PMS renders us incapable of coherent thought..s...es...

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    Nevermind. not me first. :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by CzeCze View Post
    Nevermind. not me first. :P
    Alright. I'll go then. :P

    So, apparently, your period can sync up through the internets cause I'm about a week about from mine and have been in the gnarliest mood the last couple of days. I just turn into the most anxious, weepy, needy mess. The world is terrible and I just want to snuggle and eat.

    Yeah. For all intents and purposes, I'm pretty much an IFP one week out of every month.
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    I WANNA CHEW SOMEONE'S HEAD OFF. Haha jk

    Well I typically get a huge surge of adrenaline combined with a stomachache which leads to a slight urgency to pee. Then, I have a 3 hour window to decide when to start it. I have magical powers!!! Sorry if that was TMI. Lol

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    lol @ no guys brave enough to post
    For all that we have done, as a civilization, as individuals, the universe is not stable, and nor is any single thing within it. Stars consume themselves, the universe itself rushes apart, and we ourselves are composed of matter in constant flux. Colonies of cells in temporary alliance, replicating and decaying and housed within, an incandescent cloud of electrical impulses. This is reality, this is self knowledge, and the perception of it will, of course, make you dizzy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UniqueMixture View Post
    lol @ no guys brave enough to post
    You're not a guy?

    Damn. haven't been fooled this bad in a while.

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    You're SUCH a badass ginkgo
    For all that we have done, as a civilization, as individuals, the universe is not stable, and nor is any single thing within it. Stars consume themselves, the universe itself rushes apart, and we ourselves are composed of matter in constant flux. Colonies of cells in temporary alliance, replicating and decaying and housed within, an incandescent cloud of electrical impulses. This is reality, this is self knowledge, and the perception of it will, of course, make you dizzy.

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