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    We could! And we could ask them all about thier lives and maybe let them squeeze orange juice for us in Mexico if they proved worthy!
    I love the way you think! Tough men treading out our orange juice, fresh each morning.
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    Would you prefer them attired in bowties or fig leaves?

    tell me your dreams, darlings......

    You gave me hyacinths first a year ago;
    They called me the hyacinth girl.
    Yet when we came back, late, from the Hyacinth garden,
    Your arms full, and your hair wet, I could not
    Speak, and my eyes failed, I was neither
    Living nor dead, and I knew nothing,
    Looking into the heart of light, the silence.

    --T.S Eliot, The Wasteland

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    attired? you puritan!


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    Quote Originally Posted by LadyJaye View Post
    I love the way you think! Tough men treading out our orange juice, fresh each morning.
    The juice, or the men?

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    if at 36 I was a gilf I would DIE!

    I would be okay with being referred to as a milf...

    I have a friend who is a 'milf' man he's 25 and it's so funny!
    ~t ...in need of hugs please...
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    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    attired? you puritan!


    not even little fig leaves? buh...buh...it's always nice to have your presents wrapped, isn't it? *angelic*

    ooh yea. fresh is best.
    You gave me hyacinths first a year ago;
    They called me the hyacinth girl.
    Yet when we came back, late, from the Hyacinth garden,
    Your arms full, and your hair wet, I could not
    Speak, and my eyes failed, I was neither
    Living nor dead, and I knew nothing,
    Looking into the heart of light, the silence.

    --T.S Eliot, The Wasteland

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    My three best friends from high school's nickname for my dad was Dilf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dana View Post
    My three best friends from high school's nickname for my dad was Dilf.
    hahaha.

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    They would address him as such, and he would laugh and be like "What's a dilf? Tell me!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dana View Post
    They would address him as such, and he would laugh and be like "What's a dilf? Tell me!"
    Goodness, what brazen hussies.

    None of my friends had happening Dads, but I had a this history teacher in my senior year...

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