wearing a polka dotted dress
we have a house guest who's been staying with us for the past few months... I only get to be naked earlier in the day when he's at work and while asleep, which is a shame because I don't like clothes
Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom? -Terry Pratchett
I openly walk around my house with my penis hanging out. It infuriates my entire family, but I do it anyway because it's fun.