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    Default Bin Laden's Last Words

    http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/...090737298.html

    The Army's Combating Terrorism Center at the U.S. Military Academy in West Point, N.Y., is releasing a selection of documents seized in last year's raid on the al-Qaida leader's Pakistan compound.

    The documents will be available online on the center's Web site on Thursday at 9 am ET.

    I haven't read them yet.

    If I had to guess at his last words:


    1. "Don't shoot!"
    2. "Oh no, you must be looking for the OTHER Osama Bin Laden."
    3. "no hablo árabe!"
    4. "I do not wish to buy any Girl Scout cookies. Well, not unless you have snickerdoodles."
    5. "NOT IN THE FACE! NOT IN THE FACE!"
    6. "Am I on TV?"
    7. "I just got saved, baby Jesus will cry if you kill me."
    8. "I was only kidding."
    9. "Look! Over there!" *tries to run the other way, trips over beard*
    10. "I loves the Pamela Andersons! Let us make sexy time!"


    ... surely someone can do better...
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    It says the documents will be available after 9:00am ET. It's now after that time, so where are his last words? I'm curious. My money is on "Praise Allah!"

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    Its funny how famous ppl apparently have statistically unlikely '''last words''. Normal people dont have epic last words yet for some reason all ''great people'' have super epic phrases that are hard to account for even with the larger audience and sense of self importance (whether in term of a duty to inspire or pure ego) that goes with the position.
    Expression of the post modern paradox : "For the love of god, religions are so full of shit"

    Theory is always superseded by Fact...
    ... In theory.

    “I’d hate to die twice. It’s so boring.”
    Richard Feynman's last recorded words

    "Great is the human who has not lost his childlike heart."
    Mencius (Meng-Tse), 4th century BCE

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    "Infidels, you shall burn in Hell. I guess it's time for me to meet my 72 virgins."
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    A man builds. A parasite asks 'Where is my share?'
    A man creates. A parasite says, 'What will the neighbors think?'
    A man invents. A parasite says, 'Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God... '


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    My guess:




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    Quote Originally Posted by Rasofy View Post
    "Infidels, you shall burn in Hell. I guess it's time for me to meet my 72 virgins."
    Lewis Black quote:
    I've seen the 72 virgins and they're all fat and ugly, so don't get your hopes up buddy

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Great One View Post
    Lewis Black quote:
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    A man builds. A parasite asks 'Where is my share?'
    A man creates. A parasite says, 'What will the neighbors think?'
    A man invents. A parasite says, 'Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God... '


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    Document links at bottom of page here:

    http://www.ctc.usma.edu/posts/letter...adin-sidelined

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    My best guess would be,

    "Haha suckers! The jokes on you!"



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    My guess is something along the lines of: "Alalalalalah!"

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