so i had to poop waited too long went to fart it all came out and now i'm stuck because if i move some will fall out. so if anyone has any experience or ideas let me know its getting really uncomfortable.
I'm not going to claim any experience, but Ti wants to help. And, I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express with a nonfunctional toilet once.
1. This is in the wrong forum. You went way beyond just a fluff.
2. With farts, always assume the worst.
3. Underwear is a Good Thing. Think of it as a disposable backup layer.
4. Make your way to the appropriate facility with as little buttock movement as possible.