Raise your stocks in the Attention Economy and become Paris' new best friend.
Don't turn your nose up at her and she won't turn her nose up at you.
Do you sincerely want to be Paris' new best friend - are you prepared to pay her the attention she will pay you.
Do you want a relationship of complete equality with Ms Hilton?
If you don't try and exploit her, she won't exploit you.
She is a really nice person to hang out with and when you are lonely in the middle of the night, you can ring her any time - this is what pals do.
And you know what they will think when you turn up with Paris Hilton - they will think, "Wow!", and "Wow!", again.
And you will think, "Wow!", too. And I will think, "Wow!". And how did I ever overlook you and I will angle to take you to lunch and we can talk about ............ in fact the more I think about it, the more attractive you become.
Ya know, before I met you, i used to be a real geek - I thought if only I could be more intelligent - if only I were more empathic and creative - if only I had real Presence - Star Quality - I could have a new best friend like you.
But like most geeks, I was dead wrong - all I need to do is pay you the same attention you pay me.
I finally figured it out - we pay each other in the Attention Economy.