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    Default Paris Hilton's New Best Friend

    Raise your stocks in the Attention Economy and become Paris' new best friend.

    Don't turn your nose up at her and she won't turn her nose up at you.

    Do you sincerely want to be Paris' new best friend - are you prepared to pay her the attention she will pay you.

    Do you want a relationship of complete equality with Ms Hilton?

    If you don't try and exploit her, she won't exploit you.

    She is a really nice person to hang out with and when you are lonely in the middle of the night, you can ring her any time - this is what pals do.

    And you know what they will think when you turn up with Paris Hilton - they will think, "Wow!", and "Wow!", again.

    And you will think, "Wow!", too. And I will think, "Wow!". And how did I ever overlook you and I will angle to take you to lunch and we can talk about ............ in fact the more I think about it, the more attractive you become.

    Ya know, before I met you, i used to be a real geek - I thought if only I could be more intelligent - if only I were more empathic and creative - if only I had real Presence - Star Quality - I could have a new best friend like you.

    But like most geeks, I was dead wrong - all I need to do is pay you the same attention you pay me.

    I finally figured it out - we pay each other in the Attention Economy.

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    What?

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    Default I was talking to Paris the other day

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    What?
    Ya know, I was talking to Paris the other day and she tol' me that she has gone right off attention.

    In fact, she told me she just wants to be anonymous.

    Ya coulda knocked me over with a feather - so I desperately said, "Would you like Anonymous to be your new best friend?".

    She raised her eyebrows and replied, "Would you like Anonymous to be your new best friend?".

    I replied honestly and said, "I don't know".

    "Well, why don't you find out?", she said.

    "You are a silly", she said, "All you have to do is invite Anonymous to talk to you everyday on the Fluff thread for five days".

    "And then what?", I said.

    "Well", she said, "after five days, you will know whether you have a new best friend".

    "Go on", she said, "Go on, wouldn't you like a new best friend in California?"

    "I would", she said, "And if it is good enough for me, it is good enough for you".

    "Yes, Paris", I said.

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    Moved here unless some psychology develops.

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    Maybe what is needed is psychotherapy

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    Default Boring, Boring

    Quote Originally Posted by Zergling View Post
    Moved here unless some psychology develops.
    It is startling that this post has been moved.

    And it has been moved because it has been read through one dimensional eyes.

    For instance, you can write about a topic or you can show a topic - you can tell or show.

    My post is plainly written on two levels.

    And most of all my post was showing, was demonstating, the psychology du jour.

    If you are one dimensional - if you are literal minded - you will miss this.

    I have noticed across the world that revolutionaries are one dimensional and 1789 is no exception.

    But it is boring.

    Victor.

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    keep reaching man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Victor View Post
    It is startling that this post has been moved.

    And it has been moved because it has been read through one dimensional eyes.

    For instance, you can write about a topic or you can show a topic - you can tell or show.

    My post is plainly written on two levels.

    And most of all my post was showing, was demonstating, the psychology du jour.

    If you are one dimensional - if you are literal minded - you will miss this.

    I have noticed across the world that revolutionaries are one dimensional and 1789 is no exception.

    But it is boring.

    Victor.
    What's the other dimension? I don't see it either.

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    This gave me my first laugh of the day.

    Thanks.

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    I have to say, I am, in fact, curious where he's going with this. Victor may be insane, but he's the interesting kind of insane. I'll be watching this space.
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