I was about to make a joke about you needing to PM me your credit card information to access Vent, but I'm terrified of some newbie reading it and taking me seriously. :p I can't even joke about that.
“Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people of the world, I mean everybody. No matter how dull and boring they are on the outside, inside
them they've all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds. Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands maybe.” -Neil Gaiman