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    Default REVENGE!!!!! tip: Don't throw away my drink.

    Anyone got any good revenge stories to share?
    Here's mine

    I went to a bar to get some calimari with a friend. This particular bar has really good calimari. My friend ended up in an argument with someone so I move to the other end of the bar. Then he says he's leaving and asks if I wanted to go out for a smoke before he goes, while he says this the bartender is right there in front of us and He speak pretty freakin' loud, so I'm sure the bartender heard him. I say, "Yeah I'll go have a cig with you, then I'm gonna finish my beer."

    We go smoke within sight of the bartender.

    I go back inside and my beer is gone. I ask about it and the bartender says "I didn't know if you were going out for a smoke or leaving so I threw it away. YOU should have let me know you weren't leaving." In a mean snappy tone.

    I ask if she can get me another beer since she threw mine out. She says "That'll be $2." I don't buy it I just leave.


    Yesterday I went to the same bar and ordered calimari and a beer.
    When I was done I tipped the fry cook for some amazing Calimari. Then on my credit card slip where it said tip I wrote "Read back".

    On the back it said:
    "Tip: Don't throw away my drink.
    Tip: Don't give me a lecture when I ask
    about my drink because of YOUR fuck up
    Tip: when YOU fuck up and throw out my
    drink at least have the decency to apologize
    or buy me a new one Or else the cooks will
    get the tip you could've gotten instead.
    P.S. You're a bitch, fuck you. "

    She reads the back, and screams at me as I'm leaving the bar to come back. I ignore her and just keep on going and then she yells "You're never aloud back here again asshole!!!"
    Why would I care? it's really shitty service.

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    Pffft-hahahaha.

    Wow, sorry I don't have any creative revenge stories like that, but that was pretty funny.

    I just have a really long memory, so I catch people off guard by getting back for something they assume I've forgotten.
    Fun for me, but it doesn't really make for any good stories.
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    lol, you left your beer completely unattended for more than 10 seconds and were pissed it was thrown out?? Bars must be different where you live...bartenders here aren't paid to babysit your beer and keep track of your whereabouts, they're busy doing other things...
    -end of thread-

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    Quote Originally Posted by Randomnity View Post
    lol, you left your beer completely unattended for more than 10 seconds and were pissed it was thrown out?? Bars must be different where you live...bartenders here aren't paid to babysit your beer and keep track of your whereabouts, they're busy doing other things...
    It wasn't very busy that day.
    Not to mention she's either deaf or she heard us saying we're going out to smoke and is just a bitch.
    Then all the other bars I go to, except for clubs, wont throw your drink away if it's busy unless you leave it for a while. Unless someone else comes to sit down or it's closing tme.

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