Anyone got any good revenge stories to share?
I went to a bar to get some calimari with a friend. This particular bar has really good calimari. My friend ended up in an argument with someone so I move to the other end of the bar. Then he says he's leaving and asks if I wanted to go out for a smoke before he goes, while he says this the bartender is right there in front of us and He speak pretty freakin' loud, so I'm sure the bartender heard him. I say, "Yeah I'll go have a cig with you, then I'm gonna finish my beer."
We go smoke within sight of the bartender.
I go back inside and my beer is gone. I ask about it and the bartender says "I didn't know if you were going out for a smoke or leaving so I threw it away. YOU should have let me know you weren't leaving." In a mean snappy tone.
I ask if she can get me another beer since she threw mine out. She says "That'll be $2." I don't buy it I just leave.
Yesterday I went to the same bar and ordered calimari and a beer.
When I was done I tipped the fry cook for some amazing Calimari. Then on my credit card slip where it said tip I wrote "Read back".
On the back it said:
"Tip: Don't throw away my drink.
Tip: Don't give me a lecture when I ask
about my drink because of YOUR fuck up
Tip: when YOU fuck up and throw out my
drink at least have the decency to apologize
or buy me a new one Or else the cooks will
get the tip you could've gotten instead.
P.S. You're a bitch, fuck you. "
She reads the back, and screams at me as I'm leaving the bar to come back. I ignore her and just keep on going and then she yells "You're never aloud back here again asshole!!!"
Why would I care? it's really shitty service.