And was dead for two and a half minutes before the paramedics could reach him. After six months of coma all his muscles were withered and he had permanent brain damage, but no one could see the difference.
Uber was banned for having that "burnin' down the house" look in his eyes.
"No ray of sunshine is ever lost, but the green which it awakes into existence needs time to sprout, and it is not always granted to the sower to see the harvest. All work that is worth anything is done in faith." - Albert Schweitzer
YWIR has been temp-banned for 30 days for having an all-caps, ambiguous acronym as a username... and also for being an ESFP while claiming to be ENTJ. Just keep it up YWIR, and you'll be outta here for good.