I’m board, and thought maybe a joke thread would be good.
So I’ll start with a joke I know,
A man goes into a pub and there is a horse stood in the corner and on the bar is a huge jar full of pound coins. A label on the jar reads " Whom ever makes the horse laugh will win all the money in the jar, £1 a go".
The man puts a pound in the jar and walks over to the horse and whispers in its ear, next thing you know the horse is rolling on the floor laughing. The man walks up and takes the jar home.
A few weeks later the same man goes in to the pub again, this time the label on the jar reads "Whom ever makes the horse Cry will win all the money in the jar, £1 a go". He puts his pound in the jar and walks over to the horse, they then leave for the men’s room together. A few moments later they come back in and the horse is sobbing uncontrollably.
The man walks up to the bar and takes his money. The bar tender that had witnessed both incidents said
"Here mate I have to ask, what did you tell him to make him laugh?"
The man looks at him and replies
" I told him my willy was bigger than his"
" Oh" said the bartender. " So how'd you make him cry then?"
"That was easy, I showed him"