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    Senior Member Mr. Cat's Avatar
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    Default Why Js have a stick up their ass and Ps dont!

    It's simple! Js dont take a crap until the end of the day before they sleep. When you have to go to the toilet you get all tense and quick and feel the need to do everything you need to do quickly.

    Ps take a crap whenever they need to because

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    J people
    Ni: visions the day without being able to plan to go the toilet so he never goes to the toilet until the vision is complete
    Si: they dont like new things so a spontaneous need to go to the toilet is not going to happen until the end of the day
    Te: taking a crap is not efficient and it cuts through the time to do things important
    Fe: they dont want to look awful in social cases so they dont want

    P people
    Ti: taking a crap gives them time to think of their logical thoughts
    Fi: when they feel they need to take a crap they go according to their feelings
    Se: they want to feel good by experiencing a good crap
    Ne: they want to get creative in the toilet by writing little notes on the toilet walls

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    What about X people?
    "The only time I'm wrong is when I'm questioning myself."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haight View Post
    What about X people?
    They cant decide whether to take a crap or not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Cat View Post
    They cant decide whether to take a crap or not.
    In that case maybe they should take a P while waiting
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    How much room do we Js have up our asses if there's a stick AND an excess of accumulating crap?

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    Quote Originally Posted by spamtar View Post
    In that case maybe they should take a P while waiting
    Hahaha so right!

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    As I an INFP, my waste management skills are nothing short of magical and pure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenaphor View Post
    How much room do we Js have up our asses if there's a stick AND an excess of accumulating crap?
    Well you cant take a crap with a stick up your ass anyway. Never works!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saturned View Post
    As I an INFP, my waste management skills are nothing short of magical and pure.
    lol! Im already envisioning the unicorns and rainbows everywhere.

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    Since Ps are so relaxed and exit free, does this mean they need someone else to catch all the mess that trails behind them or do they wear diapers?

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