'Cause you can't handle me...
"A lie is a lie even if everyone believes it. The truth is the truth even if nobody believes it." - David Stevens
"That that is, is. That that is not, is not. Is that it? It is."
Veritatem dies aperit
Ride si sapis
"It is not length of life, but depth of life." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Thought breeds thought." ~ Henry David Thoreau
but it's a funny one
When all else fails, claim it's rigged.
Break dance sumo, inertia with style
(at first i wanted one where he got into a wall with like, a hole in the shape of his body)