I've been avoiding work the last several days, typically getting around 2 hours of productivity out of an 8 hour day. I've incurred enough of a productivity debt by now, so I really need to get on it. These evil forums are one of my primary avoidance channels. So I'm not allowed back on here until 6:30 pm, Central Daylight Time (that's GMT-5).
If anyone sees me here before that time, please spank me. (I reserve the right to selectively sustain or withdraw this offer at my discretion, based on the individual responding.)