I see a pattern. I can't decide as to whether it is honest miscommunication, very low grade trolling, or some kind of subconsciously negative weighted ununderstanding. The latter is something that my ex did all of the time. Most of my Ne-ing didn't make any sense to her (SJ), so I believe she felt like she was covering the bases if she assumed what I was saying was what she was imagining the worst interpretation would be. Eventually it felt like even when I was speaking plainly she was expecting nonsense and would process it as such.
Anyway, if this was actually an issue, I'd it your wall up. As it is, I've got an excuse to post in this thread.