For years I have brainstormed, taken in inspiration, gained knowledge and ate a lot of cupcakes. And yesterday that day, the fateful day, has finally arrived.
I have put to paper approximately three hundred words. These three hundred words will be the first three hundred to guide my mind led hand towards inevitable victory and glory.
Words are flowing out of me, seizing me, taking me over one word at a time. The book of prophecy is in the making, and I am both the hammer and the chisel, the alpha and the omega, the balance and the chaos! Driven solemly toward the completion of what is already fated to be.
The first words has been set and many are to follow, so rejoice and look toward the future.
The book of prophecy, has finally embarked on its first journey.
So, like, I started on my first novel. How cool is that! I figure it'd be good for business to begin with a teaser in order to build up a fanbase, so it will hit off hard when the time comes! Just needs a little patience. It'll surely be ready in 15 or 16 years or so. For Spartaaaaaa! Rah hah hah!