We, as a people, have to STOP eating cute white girls!!! IT HAS TO STOP!!!
What do you make of this? I can't figure it out, but I know it's important and will be historically significant:
"Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get, but if you work really hard, and you're kind, amazing things will happen. I'm telling you...amazing things will happen" --Conan O'Brien