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    Default being human sucks

    GOd! you have to speak a language and socialize and if you don't you become depressed you're expected to get married get a job and you can't lick your privates. I wanna be a cat.
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    that is all

    i dunno what else to say so

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    *sigh* You can't go wildly screaming in any direction in which ypu please without being called crazy, you have to try to attract and keep a mate, you to brush you teeth, Wish I was a Dinosaur

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    Finally someone hit the nail on the head!

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    If being human sucks, there is an 80 percent chance that being a cat sucks. Be careful, you will probably be a cat someday, be grateful for what you have now.

    Edit: Ask Jaguar. I mean, he doesn't seem inherently any happier than the rest of us.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_World_As_Will View Post
    *sigh* You can't go wildly screaming in any direction in which ypu please without being called crazy, you have to try to attract and keep a mate, you to brush you teeth, Wish I was a Dinosaur
    I always wanted to be this one.



    Not only would I be large and happy, but I could step on the tails of cats and then blame my big bottom.
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    I'm waiting to read a dissenting opinion from the other side here.

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    I would way rather be human, you live longer and you're so much more free. How many cats are ever going to be able to travel the world in a plane and realize the significance? And animals sleep outside :P stuff that, I love my big comfy bed and blanket that I just fixed, and the coffee/tea that is hot and pleasant! To top it off, how would you type on a keyboard if you had paws? NO INTERNET!!! :eek::eek::eek:

    Oh, and have fun eating catfood/grass/other dinosaurs/rodents lololol
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    Quote Originally Posted by King-Of-Despair View Post
    How many cats are ever going to be able to travel the world in a plane and realize the significance? And animals sleep outside :P stuff that, I love my big comfy bed and blanket that I just fixed, and the coffee/tea that is hot and pleasant! To top it off, how would you type on a keyboard if you had paws? NO INTERNET!!! :eek::eek::eek:
    Cats wouldn't probably give a rat's ass about those things.

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    The rat's ass otoh...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phantonym View Post
    Cats wouldn't probably give a rat's ass about those things.
    Cat's might not give a rat's ass, but mine gave me a bird's ass as gratitude for being fed, patted and getting to sleep next to a fireplace, all of which we do as humans anyway. Clearly, cat's want to be humans, look at what we have that they like so much.
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