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    Quote Originally Posted by Elfboy View Post
    1) masturbate
    2) do a soduku
    3) surf the web on your laptop
    4) contemplate the meaning of life
    5) masturbate some more
    you masturbate while you're pooping?? ewwww

    i will admit to using my laptop sometimes though

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    Pretend my shit is Boba Fett plopping into the mouth of a sand monster with satisfaction.

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    I'm hoping he just means masturbate, separately from taking a shit. Cuz I've done that. Toilets are a place for that.

    Just not while pooping, because that's gross unless you have some fecal fetish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmie Dearest View Post
    I'm hoping he just means masturbate, seperately from taking a shit. Cuz I've done that. Toilets are a place for that.

    Just not while pooping, because that's gross unless you have some fecal fetish.
    I'm pretty sure the fecal fetish is what makes it gross.

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    Defecate and think.

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    Girls don't poop. Duh.
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    If all goes well, ultimately feel relieved.
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    Prop my chin on my hand and pose as Rodin's The Thinker. Also, read books.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chana View Post
    you masturbate while you're pooping?? ewwww

    i will admit to using my laptop sometimes though
    actually, I only do #4 if you must know. I just wanted to say something controversial
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    1). read the back labels of various things within reach
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