Don't give your birthdate, I want to figure out everyone's birthday based on their responses
I kissed my computer, because I hate myself.
haha i shot the computer because i was high
There can’t be any large-scale revolution until there’s a personal revolution, on an individual level. It’s got to happen inside first. -Jim Morrison
I fell in love with a fork, because your mom told me to.
I murdered a weirdo, because I'm hot, and do what I want.
Hmm. I like the accuracy of this statement. 10/10
I danced with myself because I was high.
I shot a doctor coz -err- I'm hot and I do what I want?
I fell in love with a weirdo because that's how I roll... (or because someone offered me $1,000,000).
Your kisses, sweeter than honey. But guess what, so is my money.
I went out with a ninja because I'm hot and I do what I want.
I hugged myself because I'm hot and I do what I want.
i sang to a fork because i hate myself