I ate a ninja because that's what I do.
Edit: That might be very much like me.
I fell in love with a homeless guy because that's how I roll.
Yup. Sounds about right.
EDIT: Actually it would be perfect if I had been born on January 5 instead of the 1st. Of all the people I've fall in love with, actually none of them have been homeless.
Masquerading as a normal person day after day is exhausting.
TypeC: Adventures of an Introvert
I CHOKED on a weirdo, because I'm hot and do what I want.
Man suffers only because he takes seriously what the gods made for fun - Watts
I went out with your mom because I'm hot and I do what I want!
I was sitting outside the classroom waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower. The TV was obviously on. I used to fly myself and I said, "There's one terrible pilot."
- George W. Bush -
SCUAI - 7w8 sx/sp - Chaotic Evil - Fucking Cute - ALIVE
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I sang to my brother because the voices told me to
I fell in love with a doctor because that's how I roll.
Reality is a collective hunch. -Lily Tomlin
5w4 sx/sp Johari / Nohari
I danced with a llama 'cause I was drunk.
Yep, that's me.