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    this is my winter song EJCC's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tamske View Post
    If you succeed at something big, you must be an NJ.
    If you try and fail, you are an NP.
    If you don't try but succeed, you are an SP.
    If you don't try and still fail, you are an SJ. You know, all SJs are bitter and resent everybody else for either trying or succeeding.
    Quote Originally Posted by penny89 View Post
    You can see beyond the tip of your nose, therefore you must be N.

    You study philosophy, therefore you must be N.

    You have goals, therefore you must be N or J or both.
    Nice!

    Also:
    If you're a bureaucrat, a corporate worker, a secretary, or anyone in any powerful position anywhere in the world, you are an SJ.
    If you do wage labor, you are a Sensor, because no Intuitive would ever waste their perfect minds like that.
    If you are a therapist, you are an INFJ.
    If you are a social justice activist, you are an INFJ. For that matter, if you care about social justice at all, you are an INFJ.
    If you cry when you watch sad movies, you are a Feeler.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaguar View Post
    ENTPs electrocute themselves to make unique connections and experience ah-ha! moments.
    ENTJ's R Teh Jealous

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    Patron Saint Of Smileys Gloriana's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mystic Tater View Post

    All INFJs are crazy cat ladies with reptilian-humanoid eyes.
    You have made Colonel Fluffinpaws very angry. God have mercy on your soul.
    "Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get, but if you work really hard, and you're kind, amazing things will happen. I'm telling you...amazing things will happen" --Conan O'Brien

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    only ExFPs like pop music.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gloriana View Post
    ESFPs are whores.

    HAHAH. Funny that someone got to this one before me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EJCC View Post
    Nice!

    Also:
    If you're a bureaucrat, a corporate worker, a secretary, or anyone in any powerful position anywhere in the world, you are an SJ.
    If you do wage labor, you are a Sensor, because no Intuitive would ever waste their perfect minds like that.
    If you are a therapist, you are an INFJ.
    If you are a social justice activist, you are an INFJ. For that matter, if you care about social justice at all, you are an INFJ.
    If you cry when you watch sad movies, you are a Feeler.
    (Raises hand slowly.) Guilty of thinking that...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Patches View Post
    If you wear sandals in the winter you can't be an SJ.

    (Actual quote)

    I remember that one!!! LOL And they were totally serious.

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    If you have success in any artisic pursuit, you are an N. (music/film/TV)

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    ENTJs will always find themselves in positions of power, since everyone is more than happy to fall under an ENTJ's command.

    Bart Simpson was an ENTP.

    INTPs are funny.

    INTJs are prudes.

    NF's are actually smart.

    ESFPs are NOT airheads.

    Autism is the leading cause of N in America.

    ISFPs always excel in art.

    ISTPs are chill.

    ESTPs are good looking.

    SJs do not care if you follow rules and traditions.





    *I should stop before I get banned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post

    *I should stop before I get banned.
    No, no, no! This is a thread where we may express rash generalizations and stereotypes with abandon, and much joy.
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