Jesus H. Christ, Patches!!! You scared the shnozzle outta me! I thought you meant the actual duck they cast in the commercials had passed on and I was googling the funeral home so I could send flowers! My heart is pounding a mile a minute over here.
Gilbert Gottfried getting fired though, the amount of shit I don't give could fill a lepton (see his obnoxious PSA about internet piracy for the explanation behind my feelings).
"Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get, but if you work really hard, and you're kind, amazing things will happen. I'm telling you...amazing things will happen" --Conan O'Brien
" It is rumored that Internet comedian Brock Baker will replace Gilbert as the voice of the duck."
“Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people of the world, I mean everybody. No matter how dull and boring they are on the outside, inside
them they've all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds. Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands maybe.” -Neil Gaiman