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  1. #51
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    If I ever called an escort and Marm showed up. I'd figure I hit the jack pot.

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    No no, bro. I don't do that. Sorry to disappoint.

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    I should have been born a man I'd make a better pimp than ho
    In no likes experiment.

    that is all

    i dunno what else to say so

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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    I should have been born a man I'd make a better pimp than ho
    Wimmenz can be pimps too, y'know.

    Not sure I'd advise it as a career choice, though.

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    Strip clubs should invest in ATM card readers that are compact enough to be wedged in the middle of of the dancers' asscrack. Nothing gets me more hot and bothered than the thought of a stripper bending over in front of my face and telling me to enter my pin number. I'm both disturbed, yet intrigued wondering what orifices the receipt would come out of. Also, strip clubs should really be handing out vouchers for your patronage. I mean if a stripper is stripping to pay for milk and diapers, and I pay her, shouldn't that be tax deductible?


    They'd also rake in a ton of money if they started giving out those Starbucks style punch cards. Say for instance for every 9 lap dances you buy, the 10th one is free. Or Buy two consecutive hand jobs and get the 3rd one 35% off. I would gladly clip coupons for that.

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