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    Default why do dogs curl up so their nose is right in front of their butthole?

    Do they like the smell of their own butt?
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    :rofl: well... Consider some of the things that dogs eat or roll in! In a total woman to woman way, I love you ms chickens!
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    You know, you could do that too if you tried.

    Of course, the dog might not appreciate you lying down so close...

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    yes dogs love butts and poop and all gross things
    my ex's dogs used to lick my butt when i was naked (disgusting) and also steal my underwear and lick the crotch

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    Quote Originally Posted by chana View Post
    yes dogs love butts and poop and all gross things
    my ex's dogs used to lick my butt when i was naked (disgusting) and also steal my underwear and lick the crotch
    my dog steals socks and underwear. Even though he has tons of plushies. When you come home he'll pick something up with his mouth and want you to throw it. Than he gets so excited he dives into his crate.
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    It's an instictual move to retain heat. And they like the smell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chana View Post
    my ex's dogs used to lick my butt when i was naked




    Another thing no self-respecting cat would do.

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    I just had to santize the remote because the dog decided to rub his balls on it.
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    Dogs lick their own naughty parts, just because they like it. They even do it in public. They'd even do it in front of the Queen.
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    My friend's dog used to eat used condoms and sanitary pads. I think it was an all time low when her mother discovered a used condom in some dog vomit in the hallway

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