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    Your nightmares doth consume the edifice on which you rest your fevered head. Hope this helps!

    A banana bag is a bag with a padded opening that adheres to the crotchal area, so the next time the baby pees, it goes into the bag.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivy View Post
    Your nightmares doth consume the edifice on which you rest your fevered head. Hope this helps!
    In all sincerity, I think that was the most beautifully clever reply to a post I have ever witnessed. It saddens me that I can only rep once. Anyone else who reads this, do your part, and rep this woman.

    A banana bag is a bag with a padded opening that adheres to the crotchal area, so the next time the baby pees, it goes into the bag.
    Is it just me, or does anyone else get squeamish when they read the phrase "adheres to the crotchal area"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Martoon View Post
    Is it just me, or does anyone else get squeamish when they read the phrase "adheres to the crotchal area"?

    A LOT less squeamish than I get reading "catherizing a baby".

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    Quote Originally Posted by heart View Post
    A LOT less squeamish than I get reading "catherizing a baby".
    No doubt! Just reading that makes me want to punch somebody. Poor Ivy and Thing One.
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    Ivy, what do you feel your effect is on the "curb appeal" of a brick home? Can I increase the selling price if you're covering my walls; and if so, by how much (percentage-wise)??
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    What should I do when people stare? I was at the dentist this morning and this woman kept looking at me whenever I moved or said anything. I finally got annoyed to the point that I popped my eyes at her as if to say HEY stop staring at me you freak!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Martoon View Post
    Wow, quote tags and skin tags. Is there anything Ivy doesn't know?

    What will happen to me if I rip that tag off my mattress?
    hahahahaha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jen View Post
    What should I do when people stare? I was at the dentist this morning and this woman kept looking at me whenever I moved or said anything. I finally got annoyed to the point that I popped my eyes at her as if to say HEY stop staring at me you freak!
    Try licking your lips a little.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jen View Post
    What should I do when people stare? I was at the dentist this morning and this woman kept looking at me whenever I moved or said anything. I finally got annoyed to the point that I popped my eyes at her as if to say HEY stop staring at me you freak!
    Between this and the guy eating the fried chicken or whatever it was, I'm thinking maybe you just need a new dentist.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jen View Post
    What should I do when people stare? I was at the dentist this morning and this woman kept looking at me whenever I moved or said anything. I finally got annoyed to the point that I popped my eyes at her as if to say HEY stop staring at me you freak!
    lick them.
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    that is all

    i dunno what else to say so

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