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    Default What Do You Love About Being A Marm?

    Athenians funny mis-reading made me think of opening a thread about what you love about being a Marm.

    Since you're not a Marm, you can play a little game and pretend you are a Marm, and then tell me what you like best about it.


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    Getting into all sorts of arguments and actually striving on the energy created, not backing down on one's convictions so easily.

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    I like being Marm because she finds Arclight cute..

    The potential narcissism is just to intense to resist.

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    I would think that being Marm would be awesome because I could pretty my way out of traffic tickets.

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    I love it when my inner Marm says, "Am I going to have to choke a bitch?"


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    1. marm

    a british word meaning an old school teacher, usually a bespectacled virgin. somewhat old and stingy. fond of floral print granny panties.
    Dude, that old school marm totally came onto me. She was all "I have a ruler, and I know how to use it." But I said "No thanks MARM," and left it at that.

    2. The distinct sound most miniature poodles make. A croaking sort of sound, almost as if they are literally saying the word "marm." When they make this sound, it means they are very happy and content. Also known as the poodle version of purring.
    A: "What's that sound your poodle is making?"
    B: "Oh, she's just marming. It means she's happy."


    3. A dullard/foolish person. Refers particularly to those who are either extremely slow or extremely naive.
    Ex. 1: Aw B, Corky is such a marm!

    Ex. 2: Ah, I was such a marm in those days...

    4. An undefined substance, usually of a sticky or slimy consistency. Conjures images of snot, semen, crushed insects, bile... Marm is generally unpleasant, and is used most commonly in negatve connotation. Most likely derived from marmalade.
    "Ugh! There's some kinda marm all over this table!"
    "He smells heavily of man-marm... I'm sure his genitals haven't seen a wash in days"
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=marm

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    Being banned from the forum for a whole month.
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    5 marms stars!
    "Hey Capa -- We're only stardust." ~ "Sunshine"

    “Pleasure to me is wonder—the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. To trace the remote in the immediate; the eternal in the ephemeral; the past in the present; the infinite in the finite; these are to me the springs of delight and beauty.” ~ H.P. Lovecraft

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    heh heh I'm loving this

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    *looks down*

    These two girls are really mine, all mine!

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