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    Today, my friends were acting strange around me. This afternoon, I got a text asking me to meet them out for a couple of drinks. Because of all the strange acting, I decided to tell them I'd go and then not go. I just found out they had been planning me a surprise party. FML
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    Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with a voice card. It said "Marry me Amber?" I'm not Amber. That's his ex. FML
    boyfriend: XNTP

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    Today, I was walking down the street and I saw an old man, and me feeling nice I asked him if I could help him cross the street. He responded with: "Only if you let me touch your tits." FML
    Dirty old ExTP man

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    Today, the best thing that happened was my roomie and I making a fly explode in our microwave. FML
    xNTPs (if they thought the exploding fly was pretty cool. otherwise, any type)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmie Dearest View Post
    Yeah INTP, probably. Even if the ISTP was lazy enough to be unshowered, probably would have a better grasp on where the smell was coming from.
    FML?

    Today, my boyfriend said he wouldn't be around for about a week. I asked why, to which he said "you're out of commission". I'm on my period. FML
    LOL. Boyfriend = ahole type
    Quote Originally Posted by Ivy View Post
    Gosh, the world looks so small from up here on my high horse of menstruation.

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    BF was out of town for 2 weeks, after I was out of town for two weeks. Work was slow. He got back 2 days ago. Work picked up on lots that day so now I have no time. FML.

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    Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML
    ENFP
    Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML
    Pretty much any N type.
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