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    Default A fluffy Valentine's Day bitching thread...

    Okay, I'm running out of things to bitch about on Valentine's Day.

    Can you guys give me some ideas?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uberfuhrer View Post
    Okay, I'm running out of things to bitch about on Valentine's Day.

    Can you guys give me some ideas?
    You don't get the day off?
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    Damn, I wish I was able to find a job so I can bitch about that.

    What else? Everyone, please join in!!!

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    Um, does the fact that it's supposed to be a religious holiday annoy you? After all, it's St. Valentine's Day.

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    Impaling organs should be an everyday celebration; we don't need a holiday.

    Muscle tissue sucks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OctaviaCaesar View Post
    Um, does the fact that it's supposed to be a religious holiday annoy you? After all, it's St. Valentine's Day.
    Yeah, and the fact it's often still referred to as Happy Valentine's Day in public schools and in commercials. Shouldn't they say Happy Hallmark Day (as TheBeatGoesOn said) to avoid any religious suggestion?

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    How do you feel about conversation hearts? I bet you could think of some great (evil) ones.

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    What are conversation hearts?

    EDIT: Oh, those stupid little things...

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    Hmmmm.... Bitch about:

    1. The prominence of V as opposed to more worthy letters, even from other alphabets.

    2. The use of "hearts" rather than livers, kidneys, prostates, armpits, or nostrils as the preferred body part of affection.

    3. The association of idealized love with hot steamy chocolate sex.

    4. Cruddy little paper schoolkid valentine packs based on really terrible TV cartoons/shows.

    5. The indignity of the receipt of said valentines being little more than a culture-endorsed popularity contest that drives the unlovely and unlovable even deeper into their emotional funk of alienation and unworthiness.

    6. Cards that cost more (not including postage) than a value meal at McDonalds.

    Come on, show some rage against the machine and some imagination! Woo hoo!

    Quote Originally Posted by OctaviaCaesar View Post
    How do you feel about conversation hearts? I bet you could think of some great (evil) ones.
    Already been done.
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    You know what I hate about those conversation hearts? The fact they're too small to put the words I would love to put on them.

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