Since seniors are texting and tweeting more and more there appears to be a
need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts
this is the code for you.

* ATD ~ At The Doctor's

* BFF ~ Best Friend Farted

* BTW ~ Bring The Wheelchair

* BYOT ~ Bring Your Own Teeth

* CBM ~ Covered By Medicare

* CUATSC ~ See You At The Senior Center

* DWI ~ Driving While Incontinent

* FWB ~ Friend With Beta Blockers

* FWIW ~ Forgot Where I Was

* FYI ~ Found Your Insulin

* GGPBL ~ Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

* GHA ~ Got Heartburn Again

* HGBM ~ Had Good Bowel Movement

* IMHO ~ Is My Hearing-Aid On?

* LMDO ~ Laughing My Dentures Out

* LOL ~ Living On Lipitor

* LWO ~ Lawrence Welk's On

* OMMR ~ On My Massage Recliner

* OMSG ~ Oh My! Sorry, Gas!

* ROFL-CGU ~ Rolling On The Floor Laughing-Can't Get Up

* SGGP ~ Sorry, Gotta Go Potty

* TTYL ~ Talk To You Louder

* WAITT ~ Who Am I Talking To?

* WTFA ~ Wet The Furniture Again

* WTP ~ Where's The Prunes?

* WWNO ~ Walker Wheels Need Oil

* GGLKI ~ Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In

* NCDCWPH ~ Never confuse denture cream with preparation H