Now after some "market research" I think the cat has actually gone for Tubby!
I did try the Piewacket scheme but I think she lost interest after I mentioned pie and didn't produce any
Oddly enough any kind of human name I tried or have tried in the past she just ignores almost like she knows it's a label for a human and not a cat.
Oh and Whatever definitely didn't sink in. In fact I think I got the same in response!
Scat's an interesting one. Can't say I like scat music much (tried it once even, froze to the spot!) and it would have the interesting side effect of being a word for "run away". Mind you she doesn't tend to do that unless you make lots of noise or start mucking about with her feet
Research will continue (even Tubby doesn't work often but I'm not sure if this is due to general ignorance or not). Until 9 out of 10 cat's prefer it I shall continue!!