Yes, a thread for drinkers! If you're ever drunk and on the internet this where you're free from the terrible persecution of those who want you to make sense! And so, without further ado, I had too mjuch bubbly.
Yes, the refrigerator in my apartment is is stupid. You can't put a bottle of wine upright in it. The cork on my wine was stupid, it's what I get for a $10 bottle. So, I have to drink all of it... 2/3 down, and hangover to go.