Fucking middle school aged girls going around and making my evening a living hell :steam: Get your own damned towels so that I won't be driven to inebriate myself on my return home in order to try and wipe the evening out of my mind!
Though I must say- rum and coke are signifigantly improved with lemon juice... and all hail sailor jerry!!!!!
“Things just happen. What the hell.” -Terry Pratchett
I was drunk tonight, but I'm typing okay now which means I can't be that drunk anymore. I was thinking of start a thread called "Drunk Confessions," leaving a link to it in this thread, and recording my most intimate secrets, including: who I've crushed on, what I REALLY think about some people (good and bad) and other stuff. But I'm not drunk enough anymore. HAHAHAHAHA. Anyone out there tonight?