Fucking middle school aged girls going around and making my evening a living hell :steam: Get your own damned towels so that I won't be driven to inebriate myself on my return home in order to try and wipe the evening out of my mind!
Though I must say- rum and coke are signifigantly improved with lemon juice... and all hail sailor jerry!!!!!
“The good are innocent and create justice. The bad are guilty, which is why they invent mercy.” -Terry Pratchett
I was drunk tonight, but I'm typing okay now which means I can't be that drunk anymore. I was thinking of start a thread called "Drunk Confessions," leaving a link to it in this thread, and recording my most intimate secrets, including: who I've crushed on, what I REALLY think about some people (good and bad) and other stuff. But I'm not drunk enough anymore. HAHAHAHAHA. Anyone out there tonight?