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    I pushed my way past him after he didn't move when I was trying to get back to my seat.

    He says, "Dude you just went all UFC on me".

    I obligatorily replied, "If I actually went UFC on you, you'd know it."

    "I don't think you know how to go UFC on anybody."

    Smile and ignore.

    "I said, I don't think you'd know how to go UFC on anybody."

    "This is a classy bar, not a UFC bar. Don't you think?"

    He then asks me to repeat myself, backs down and tells me that he's bartender at The Chalet, invites me down and disappears into a corner. This posturing stuff seriously cracks me up.

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    Fuuu...I don't remember the last time I felt so sick after dinking...terrible rum, that tasted like old cheap whisky


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    Quote Originally Posted by SophiaDeep View Post
    Fuuu...I don't remember the last time I felt so sick after dinking...terrible rum, that tasted like old cheap whisky
    Awww.

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    I am drinking but not drunk. When does drinking become drunk?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfy View Post
    I am drinking but not drunk. When does drinking become drunk?
    Yes, and when does dinking become dunk?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qlip View Post
    I pushed my way past him after he didn't move when I was trying to get back to my seat.
    Try saying 'excuse me please' next time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfy View Post
    I am drinking but not drunk. When does drinking become drunk?
    It's ten in the morning!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mal12345 View Post
    Try saying 'excuse me please' next time.
    I did, Miss Manners, when I tapped him on the shoulder and before I said sorry which was after I decided that I wasn't going to wait there the whole night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qlip View Post
    I did, Miss Manners, when I tapped him on the shoulder and before I said sorry which was after I decided that I wasn't going to wait there the whole night.
    Then you say, "MOVE BEFORE I MMA YOUR CANDY ASS!"
    "If you try to build something that is idiot-proof, the universe will build a better idiot."
    I'm an extrovert trapped within an introverted soul.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mal12345 View Post
    Then you say, "MOVE BEFORE I MMA YOUR CANDY ASS!"
    Haha, yeah, that's not my deal. And, like i said, the bar was pretty classy, It wouldn't have been the correct aesthetic choice.

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