Grrrrr.... I went out for a drink with a friend and ended up in this amazing swirling nexus of strange slutty possibility. *All kinds of inexplicable coincidences are flaring like Roman candles. But, *I'm responsible and I'm going home at a decent hour so I can be alert tomorrow when I go to work and when I friendzone this girl while I miss a show I really want to go to instead. *Lose lose lose. I better get some good karma out of this.