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Thread: If y ou're post, this is where you drunk!

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    Ahhh D no worries, you'll get there one of these days.... I believe in you!

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    Technically, the yellow ones are listed in the infraction section. They just don't have points assigned like the red ones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gloriana View Post
    Awe man. I came here because I thought Jaguar was drunk and I wanted to see what "Drunk Posting Jaguar" was like.

    Jaguar! Go get shitfaced and post!
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    why does wine make me want a grill cheese? I really want one made with sharp cheddar with buttermilk bread smothered in butter and grilled golden brown, I need a slave.
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    u see, wat i dont get is this, by me typing this, im telling everyone what i intend to tell them...but i never actually explicitly said anything...
    so how can i do that? how can i just assume that people will know wat im trying to tell them? what seperates the knowers from the not knowers? is it wat seperates us from the animals?

    and if by some chance they got a message different from what my message is...is their interpretation of my message necessarily wrong? maybe it does have a core of truth to it...

    this all very confusing...

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    Why in the world did I start making weird ass stuff on tangents written in chat?
    Being drunk is awesome. I might turn alcoholic. lol.

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    hi i have a problem. i can't get drunk anymore. i've had like 5 beers, i'm just tipsy but i'm already nauseous. this happens everytime i drink and it never used to be a problem. help me. i want to be drunk

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    Soak tampon in vodka.

    Insert tampon vaginally or anally.

    Vodka will be absorbed much more readily through those membranes, like shooting it directly into your bloodstream.

    Remove tampon before you pass out, or die of alcohol poisoning.

    Possibly die anyway.

    Get yeast infection because of messing up the delicate pH balance of your vagina.
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    them they've all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds. Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands maybe.” -Neil Gaiman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patches View Post
    Soak tampon in vodka.

    Insert tampon vaginally or anally.

    Vodka will be absorbed much more readily through those membranes, like shooting it directly into your bloodstream.

    Remove tampon before you pass out, or die of alcohol poisoning.

    Possibly die anyway.

    Get yeast infection because of messing up the delicate pH balance of your vagina.
    haha i've heard about this but i don't think i'm nearly hardcore enough for it. could you still get pukey from vaginal alcohol?

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