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    It's a little early to be drinking, but I just watched the hockey game. Chicago Blackhawks ftw! Sorry San Jose. Pack your bags and go home. How does the No. 1 seed lose 4 consecutive games in a single series? That's just embarassing!

    Last edited by Epiphany; 05-25-2010 at 11:28 PM.

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    I'm actually not drunk in the least. Some of the bottle still remains, I would estimate about two-fifths. It's not even very good wine, a sort of strong, slightly rancid, merlot with a nose of diluted paintstripper and overtones of vinegary blackberry, but I suppose in this heat I ought to finish it, it won't be any better tomorrow night.
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    I was walking home and one of the pine trees has this one branch that sits right at my forehead height, I hit the branch. I look at the branch and realize it has what I think are the stamen of the tree, the parts where the pollen comes from, this part being analogous to the testicles and penis on an animal. So, now I'm wondering if I just got multi cockslapped or teabagged just now...
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    Quote Originally Posted by runvardh View Post
    I was walking home and one of the pine trees has this one branch that sits right at my forehead height, I hit the branch. I look at the branch and realize it has what I think are the stamen of the tree, the parts where the pollen comes from, this part being analogous to the testicles and penis on an animal. So, now I'm wondering if I just got multi cockslapped or teabagged just now...
    Best drunk post ever!

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    dude... bloody marys are awesome! and the neighbor's chicken is staring at me...
    Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom? -Terry Pratchett

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    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    dude... bloody marys are awesome! and the neighbor's chicken is staring at me...


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    I kinna live in the hood

    and it's race day (indy 500) so nobody's watching the chickens

    (I live a mile or so north of the track...... was already at a breakfast party! )
    Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom? -Terry Pratchett

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    worst tewuilea ever@!@@ and margetias that aren't half bad and 100 proof capotain morgan. iam drunk
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    margaritas sneak up on you! you don't see them coming!

    spiced rum is brutal, i always have had rough times with it...
    gold rum, or light rum!

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    old rum i'm making biducit
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