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    Scantily, I hope you feel well enough in the morning to translate what you just said for us?

    And you drinkers are such lightweight typists. Dood, I used to blog drunk...and drunk e-mail. x 100 Drunk e-mail is so much worse then drunk dialing because the evidence can be saved for posterity and spammed to all your mutual acquaintances. again

    On second thought, it probably is a blessing if you can't type clearly when you drink. Scantily is probably a mad genius teasing us right now.
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    lol okay here are some translations

    og nai'mg ttally not usually drunbk. but tongiht i totally am. Myf riens and i went out tomiohgt and i drabk a lot of vodka and resd butll.
    9i toally admitetd to haivn gii sex with peohitle.
    i' thibk i'm going to bass outt.
    ....totally not usually drunk, but tonight i totally am. My friends and i went out tonight and i drank a lot of vodka and red bull. I totally admitted to having sex with people(no clue what i was talking about) I think i'm going to pass out.

    srs,ly thoug h.
    seriously though.


    in didn't have sexoy siwth a pe[deofile, i fuching. io ghave no idea waht i'm tahlking aboiut rihgt nowq.
    i didn't have sex with a pedophile, i fucking. i have no idea what i'm talking about right now.


    toaoly like bots tiresd. yets.
    totally like not tired yet.


    9 oi think iomg going to ebd now, or i'mg oing to bastt out.
    i think i'm going to bed now, or i'm going to pass out.




    i say "totally" a lot when i'm drunk.
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    I totally found this entertaining.
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    Oh Christ almighty.

    That has to be the worst drunk typing I've ever seen.

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    hell yeah! I just spent the last 8 hours in an Irish themed pub and drank 5 guys who have at least 80 lbs on me under the table!!! Go me!!!

    Plus- I got a free t-shirt and 4 free shots for having a good and proper tattoo!

    and won a mind trick game while drinking!!!

    my liver is awesome and I think I'm in love with it!
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    Wow...your drunk typing is much better than Scantily's (no offense Scantily, and...HAHAHA, even when translated some of it, it still doesn't make sense! That is a true testament to drunk typing everywhere.)

    But then, you probably funneled all that alcohol through your Olympic grade liver over a longer span of time than Scantily.

    Did you shame those big burly men in the pub?

    You make the Irish in your proud.
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    I think your liver wants a divorce..

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    I don't want it, I just need it, to breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive.

    Never take life to seriously.. No one gets out alive in the end anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CzeCze View Post
    you probably funneled
    mmm funnel.. Can't wait to claim my second funnel king crown this summer

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    I don't want it, I just need it, to breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive.

    Never take life to seriously.. No one gets out alive in the end anyway.

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    Default Tangential story sparked by 'funneling'

    I was 19 when I saw funneling for the first time. My friend's boyfriend lived in Southie in Boston with other young white males (I think some may have even been part Irish) and they all worked in liquor stores. HAHAHAHAHAH.

    Whatever, you would have died and gone to alkie heaven.

    It was a modest bachelor pub complete with dart board, fooseball table, neon signs advertising beer, and all the classic rock you could handle. They had bunches of empty beer cartons and liquor bottles outside their apartment and a bottle opener stuck on the wall with a trash can underneath to catch the bottle caps (it was quite full).

    They had more alcohol in their house than food -- in fact the only food they had were popsicles. One of the roommates also kept a big pile of Hustler in a neat stack on top of the toilet -- which illicited this response from my innocent brain :horor: and and :yim_rolling_on_the_

    They were all surprisingly skinny guys for how much alcohol they drank, but methinks time and beer gut may have caught up with them by now.

    Oh, and we played a fooseball game or something where the loser had to funnel beer. I asked them what would happen if you funneled wine and one of the guys just looked at me like and answered matter-of-factly, "You'd die."

    Man, I bet they are enjoying St. Paddy's.
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    I once won an Edward 40-Hands competition. It took me a little over 12 minutes, and no one else was even close. I was really fucked up by the end of that night.
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