See, unlike some other schmucks, I am a happy drunk, not belligerent, not bitter. I am not a coward waiting for the courage juice to kick in.
I LOVE YOU MAN!!!
I spent too much money tonight, dammit. I spent a whole $30 on cab far, sloshy drinks that make me warm and happy, and dinner and dessert. LOL.
My roommate says she can tell I am a penny pincher. Damn straight! The reason people have money is because they can hold onto it!
Here's to saturn returns and unnecessary emo-ness and stupid girl drama and women who talk too much and looking in the mirror and thinking, "I look cute, dammit!" And NOT drunk texting or drunk dialing anyone tonite. I am SOOOOO in control of myself.
My roommate accused me of being a real alkie because in one of drinks we got, all the alcohol was soaked into the fruit. And I ate 1/2 a cup of really nasty fruit.
It's called getting your money's worth people!
BTW, EffEm, I totally see you lurking this thread. And I'm finally posting when I've been drinking. I hope you are happy and give me a virtual pat on the back or another round or sumthin'.
I had a good night tonite! And I just wanna announce, because I AM a name dropper and feeling bitter from the insufferable indie music college radio DJ snobs I used to know back in the day, yes, I know who that band is, and YES, I HUNG OUT WITH THE MOTHERFLIPPIN LEAD SINGER TONITE. IN YO FACE!!!!
“If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.” ― Oscar Wilde