Ahem, all I will say is OMG DRUNK PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING EMO.
And again, NEVER, ever, never broach 'serious topics' pertaining to relationship dynamics and problems and issues etc. etc. etc. while one or especially both of you have been drinking and it's 4 in the morning.
“If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.” ― Oscar Wilde